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Three is the magic number.

If you’re Dorothy, you click your heels together three times and say “There is no place like home.” If you want to summon Beetlejuice, you have to say his name three times. And if you’re Captain Crook, you have to say “Cheeseburger” three times, and then you will get a photo taken, and a cheeseburger for a reward.

After Captain Crook gets his picture taken, he gets a cheeseburger, exits, and his place is taken by The Mayor. A Mayor who is also a cheeseburger.

Frito Lay logoMeanwhile, at the Olympia Restaurant, the only thing they serve is cheeseburgers, chips, and Pepsi. Maybe this is because PepsiCo, Inc. owns Lay’s Chips. Olympia Restaurant has no eggs. This changes, however, when a stranger who looks vaguely like some type of federal agent shows up. All of a sudden the kitchen announces that there are no cheeseburgers, but there are eggs. Also, there is “no coke.” This almost certainly means there is lots of coke.

See also: Land of the meat. Home of the brave.

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